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6 Reasons Why I " Hate (BEING SARCASTIC) " Sachin Tendulkar

1. He Always Plays A Brilliant Innings Before My Exam And This Does Not Let Me Study.

2. Every Time That I Think Of Becoming An Atheist, He Gets Into The Nineties And I Have No Choice But To Pray.

3. During A Match, Invariably When I Want To Go To The Toilet, He Hits A Boundary And Hence I Have No Choice But To Sit And Watch The Replay.

4. Every Time I Take A Resolution Not To Bite My Nails, He Gets Into The Nineties And I Am Left With No Choice But To Chew On My Nails.

5. As Soon As I Convince Myself That GOD Does Not Exist, He Plays A Straight Drive And Proves Me Wrong.

6. And The Last And The Biggest Reason Why I Hate Sachin Tendulkar , He Is Going To Retire Someday In The Future. :'(